The Opinion Review

My girlfriend and I went and did a little light mini van shopping over the holiday. Just to see what happens. We went over to South Pointe Chrysler in Tulsa . There was a used van we found there on the internet that seemed pretty cheap for us poor people.

My girl filled out the online application and immediately got approved for a loan..WOW what a trip huh? Neither one of us has good credit anymore..We were just looking to see what would happen. They called and wanted us to come on out…So we did…

We were greeted by a smiling guy as soon as we pulled up that seemed a bit over eager to help us… You know how these car lots are. He would ask us some questions and then tell us to wait as he went and talked to somebody else. - A manager or something.

Then came a hipster “credit manager” that seemed pretty cool.. He was typing a lot of things into the computer. He said that the internet application was “lost” and that he had to do a new one…Strange… Then he told the sales’ guy to go ahead and have her Honda Accura apprased for trade in…Then they both said to wait and they would be back after while…. Lot’s of waiting at these car lots…

The “cool” dude with the Ozzy Crazy train ring tone on his cell returned and told us we had a “100 dollar” car but that he could help us get into a $9000 van if we had a few thousand to put down…The cheaper one we liked was apparently off the table… 

Hey, We outta here…

My girl is off getting a better van for a better price right now as I compose this little review… Southe Pointe… It’s OK to turn us poor people down unless you lie about it and then become a complete ASS about the vehicle that we already have… There is no such thing as a $100 car unless it’s in the junk yard.  The blue book for the honda is about $2200 and the car run’s good… What is that guy talking about?

See Ya South Pointe…Wouldn’t wanna be ya….

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